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Arrested

Disclaimer: I don't own My Hero Academia and this is based on a Jercy headcanon I read. I don't own Percy Jackson either. sorry about any spelling mistakes.

Bakugou, Kirishima,Sero and Kaminari stood there nervously with their hands in their pockets.

In front of them stood a police officer in full uniform , holding out a notebook and pen whilst questioning them. They'd had a part one night and , even though they were underage, Kaminari had managed to get a few bottles of beer and keys to his dads car.

Everyone went crazy as you'd expect and now , 4 hours later they were stood on the side of the street with a police officer. " Before I take you down to the station , I'm gonna need your names and ages to check if you are as I suspect , underage" he said suspiciously. Everyone started panicking and Sero had a panic attack. Kaminari, being the genius that he was, said " calm down Sero , we're going to be fine just no one tell him our names or the fact that we go to UA".

Bakugou facepalmed and the officer mumbled "Sero" while writing it down. Bakugou started getting angry and screamed at Kaminari " well done Pikachu now he knows one of our names , this is why we call you stupid Kaminari , this is the reason"

Kirishima was trying to hold him back and murmuring his name while shooting his own death glares at Kaminari until Bakugou stopped and realised what he'd said. " oh shit " as the police officer wrote down Kaminaris and Bakugous names aswell.

Timeskip at the station because police cars

" You get one phone call , make it count" Kirishima immediately stood up and headed towards the phone. He turned back to his friends and said " I'm calling Mina , no debate" and everyone nodded their heads in agreement. Kaminari fell to the floor dreading the rage of Mina while Bakugou just shouted at him to shut up. "Get off the fucking floor Pikachu or I'll kill you! Pinky isn't that scary" while Sero and Kaminari just lay on the floor , clinging to each other in fear.

"Hey Mina its Kirishima" "Kiri where the fuck are you I came round to Kaminaris house to join the party cause I finally finished that assignment Aizawa gave me and I saw his dads car gone and no sign of any of you idiots!"" um yeah about that" he looked back at the rest of the boys who nodded encouragingly. except for Bakugou. He just flipped him off.

" yeah Mina wemayormaynotbeatthepolicestationwegotarrestedpleasedon'tkillus"

" right Kiri repeat that slowly cause I didn't understand a word of that "

" we may or may not be at the police station we got arrested please don't kill us"

"WHAT!!!" " I AM COMING TO PICK YOU UP RIGHT NOW BUT YOU ARE ALL DEAD WHEN I SEE YOU!"

Kirishima turned back towards the boys and walked into the cell. " well guys I've got good news and bad news "

"oh god she's not coming right ?" " she's going to leave us here to rot..." Kaminari went on and on about how Mina hated them and thought they deserved prison until Sero comforted him , saying that Kirishima hadn't finished and Mina was probably just pissed off.

Kaminari stopped his wailing for more than 5 seconds and Kirishima took the opportunity to actually say what he was going to say." well the good news is Mina isn't abandoning us and she's going to come bail us out but the bad news is... "

"I'm going to beat your asses" mina finished for him.

Timeskip with the power of the alien queen

"IDIOTIC , IRRESPONSIBLE JUST GENERALLY BEING STUPID WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT HOW STUPID ARE YOU?!" " SURE I'D EXPECT THAT OFF KAMINARI WITH SERO AND KIRISHIMA GETTING DRAGGED INTO IT BUT EVEN YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT BAKUGOU!" "YOURE ALL STUPID AND IF I HADN'T BAILED YOU OUT YOU'D PROBABLY BE STUCK THERE FOR WHO-KNOWS-HOW-LONG!" Mina slowly quietened down and stopped shouting realising that the boys got the point. Part of that was probably the fact was also probably shock that Bakugou didn't shout at her for what she had said.

"To stop this from happening again " She said sweetly " I'm making bracelets with Iidas phone number on so that if this shit happens again then he can deal with it. His lectures are a lot worse then mine. And if it happens again after that then it turns into Aizawas number and he'll just give you detention for an eternity. You're welcome dumbasses"

The boys gulped in anticipation and silently made a pact that if they ever did get arrested again DONT CALL MINA.