BTS JOKES

BTS in a zombie apocalypse

Jin: bITCH SAY BYE BYE CUZ IMMA SMACK YALL WITH MY PINK HATANA AND MY PINK WHIP YA BIG BAsTARDS AND DONT YOU THINK YOU CAN GO NEAR MY RESTAURANT AGAIN

Namjoon: Zombies dont have brainz

Jin: Namjoon gO IN THE VAN nOw

Zombie: goes in van

Jin: /smacks zombie with slipper/ DONT YOU GO NEAR ME

Namjoon: Now lets have a civil talk and we can all work this out

Namjoon: Do you have some problems lately?

Zombie: Actually yes

Zombie: My wife kicked me out of my own apartment

Suga: Sleeping

Zombie: Hey, you dead? /starts poking suga/ Are you dead-

Suga: nO ONE WAKES ME UP FROM MY SLUMBER

JHope: Look hopie doesn't wanna fight bu-

Zombie: /Shows snakeu/

Jhope: AHHHH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

Jimin: Look

Jimin: I may be small

Jimin: But I can be your worst nightmare

Zombie: HAHAHAH

Zombie: You?

Zombie: My worst nightmar-

Jimin: /takes off shirt so easily like at MAMAs 2014 comeback show/

Jimin: I told you

Taehyung: /Gets gucci glasses and walkie talkie/

Taehyung: Are you ready Charlie Puss?

Jungkook: Im ready Sexy porn star

Taehyung: /Intensive shooting/

Jungkook: THATS A WATER GUN TAEHYUNG I