"sorry," he whispers into your ear "I've never done this before." His forehead bulged where his hairline should have been. "Wanna see a magic trick? HUAAAGGHHHHHH!!" He yells as he pulls a rose out of your wet, unclothed bottom.
"Oh my God babe you did not" you question him. "Babey the goddamn thorns ouch."
Megamind nods at you, his forehead turning purple.
"Daddy r u good?!!!?!!???" Suddenly his forehead bursts open, blood spews everywhere.
"MEGAMIND NOO I USED MY LAST PAPER TOWEL TO WIPE THE CUM OFF OF PEEPEE RAT THE POLICE ARE GOING TO FIND IT!! WE CANT DO THIS NOW!!!!"
Metro man busts through the blood-stained door. His skin-tight suit stained red. Megamind kept bleeding.
"You was at the club," metro man seductively whispered into your breasts.
"bottoms up!" Tightan roared as he lifted you into the air. Metro man dropped to the floor.
"NO NO STOP! MEGAMIND IS HURT!!!! HELP!?" you shouted for help, but your bloodsoaked basement caught on fire. Nobody would hear you over the roaring flames. Metro man was dead, Tightan was gone.
"Oh megamind, how will we survive.."
