Once upon a time, there was a man named Kenny. When Kenny was born, he had a humongous mustache.
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His dad also had a big mustache.
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His mom also had a big mustache, but it was SOOOOO heavy, that it snapped her neck.
...They never buried her though....
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Kenny got bullied in school because his mustache was big and hairy. His main bully was Babyface McGee.
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One day, Kenny got tired of Babyface McGee bullying him. So Kenny choked him out with his mustache. He strangled him so good, that it made him grow facial hair.
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...He became Manlyface McGee....
After that epic battle. Manlyface McGee and Kenny became good friends. They now drive a bus.
I have no clue what I'm going to do with this book. Tell me what I should do with it in the comments.
