It was an unusual Friday morning. The gardener had forgotten to water his leaf. This was not normal because the gardener was always on time to do stuff like this. The gardeners name was Lorénzo the third. Lorénzo was a nice man, and very bisexual. He mostly liked men, because of there penises. He also liked women! They are the greatest when there not nagging. This is why Lorénzo liked plants, they whereby annoying. They where the one thing that he loved over his man bun. The leafs name was Nora. Nora was a leaf that was turning cronchy. Lorénzo loves cronchy leave so much he even left his husband for one. But anyhoo, Nora was his favorite. But the thing that makes Nora so special is the pot that she is in; and the pot she smokes;) but the p0ts name was Jacob. He wasn't gay at all, he was as strait as lorénzo's moms strip poll. But the water that lorénzo used was special also! Her name was Maria. Lorénzo loved Maria, almost as much as he love his man bun, and Nora. And one thing I forgot to mention was that lorénzo has a secret crush on a girl named Dora the explorer. He met her on the television. She is a little Hispanic girl, like Maria. But he also was engaged to Dora's best friends boots. He loved boots with all of his heart. A man named Diego, however was his side chick. Nora and Maria where tight ;) they loved each others company and to watch lorénzo jurk off to boots. Did I mention that lorénzo is a tapeworm. He loved to squirm around inside if Nora;)
