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♔ 1: Band-Aids ♔

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Mary: Why is Roger in the corner?

Freddie: He's in time out because I told him I had aids

Mary: And?

Freddie: He said I had Band-Aids

Freddie: Because I'm in a band

Roger: IT MAKES BLOODY PERFECT SENSE!

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