Reggie is always complaining how I make him feel dirty by being on his head. I think it's because he doesn't want his fans to know we're together. It makes me sad.
So to get revenge on him, I kick his ass on quiplash. He deserves it though. He says awful things about me that break my heart. But I need him in my life cuz he makes me feel special.
Sometimes when he's sleeping, I watch him. My big eyes stare down at his little rat self. He loves me. I can tell.
