It all started when a fan put that bird on my head. I said it made me feel dirty and it was a dumbass bird. But little do my fans know, I actually like that bird.
We go on dinner dates. Share worms. He sits on my head, so I have to look up at him. People say we're crazy, but they don't know how much of a love connection we have.
Each night I take that bird home, give it a bath, cuddle it. It's dancing soothes me. It makes me fall asleep quicker. I feel safer when my little birdy is around.
