Bruce's P.O.V
What did i do with Hyper active kids when they didn't want to go to bed? What did i do with Dick when he was 9 years old? He would usually swing on chandeliers but Damian can't jump that high, he's seemed to have found loop holes around that. i start chasing after him down the hallway, his feet we're making light tapping noises while he giggles madly.
"Damian come here right now!" he of course didn't listen. The robin uniform barley hanging onto him as he keeps on running down the hallway. Who knew a toddler could be so fast! I kept on chasing him but I think I'm getting tired at my old age. When I retire from Batman I think I'll give it to Dick permanently.
"Daddy! Come and try to catch me!" kids these days are just so troubling. What happened next was not expected; he jumped from the ground bouncing his feet off the walls and onto a nearby table. Okay if i get this right. He only has memory of the 3 years he has been alive. And Talia taught him how to do mini ninja moves at toddler age? he can barely walk! Cause after he jumped on the table he hopped towards me and he kind of caught me off guard so it knocked us both down. I was on my back groaning slightly while he giggled madly on my stomach. And off he goes again.
I might need to call in some reinforcements. "Daddy! I'm Hungwy" did he say Hungry or Hungwy? I definitely needed Back up. I reach for my cell phone and immediately called Barbra for assistance. The phone started ringing for a bit but it sent me to voicemail. Oh my God! The time i actually call her she doesn't pick up!
Okay I guess I'm on my own. I continue down the Hallway, the manor was huge but still i knew it like the back of my hand. I earlier saw Him go into the Laundry room. I soon arrive and look into the room. The lights were on which was weird because Damian couldn't reach it at this height then i saw the chair that was knocked over directly under the light switch, Damian needs to hide his evidence better though it could prove to be useful. There was a pile of clothes in a basket quivering somehow and it took me several minutes to figure out who it was. I could hear muffled laughs which meant he was trying not to get caught. i smirk.
The basket was directly in front of the washing machine so i set down a blanket as a trap. "looks like Damian's not here, guess I'll try somewhere else" my voice was so unrealistic but Toddlers had big imaginations. I re-enacted my footsteps getting farther then climbed onto the washing machine. i keep quiet as a head pops out and looks around suspiciously and climbs out slowly. His Robin uniform had long fell off and now he was butt naked. i crept up behind him careful not to make noise then once he was on the blanket I wrapped him in. He started squirming but I wasn't going to let him get away this time. i threw him over my shoulders gently so i wouldn't hurt him and walked over to his Bedroom. as soon as i reached the door i opened, turned on the lamp then set him on the bed. I un rapped then placed him on the bed. I tore a large piece of Blanket off then wrapped some around Damians body. I made a toga for him so he didn't have to go naked anymore.
"Daddy i'm Hungwy!" he looked at me with pleading eye's, i don't know if this was an excuse to stay awake or if he was really hungry. "Fine, what do you want?" what did kids like? He shrugged. I hefted him onto one hip and we proceeded downstairs. We entered the kitchen. I started ruffling though the pantry looking for things that Damian might like to eat. This was impossible. I pull out my phone and Dial Alfred's personal number.
"Hello?"he answered quickly. I could hear groaning in the background.
"Alfred? What's that noise?"
"oh nothing master Bruce, just Ms. Brown helping me with shopping" I heard I bit of shuffling "i'm carrying everything!" then i hear Alfred yanking the phone away from Stephanie. "There's a sale! Master Bruce i have to go" and with that he hung up. Can't i get a little break?
