I woke up and washed my face. My clothes were sitting out on my bed already because my mom cares too msg.
I brush my hair and put on eyeliner while listening to pink floud. They're a psychedelic indie band, you probably don't know them.
I turn off my record player as to downstairs. My Gerard way poster hands on the wall Over the stairs. His vampire makeup is hot.
"Hey mom what's for breakfast?" I say loudly because she has a record player too. She is listening to the Beatles white record. It's such a weird record, and nobody really listens to it but my mom.
"Nothing because we're poor" she says while taking the needle off her 400 dollar redoed player.
"GOD FYCKI DAMN IT !!!! I SCARACHRED MY REXOEDSb!! Also ur new dad is here"
"WHAT?" I say. My dad??? He's been gone for 69 years
"I sold you to some random hippy on the streeg. He seemed okay with it. I need a new white vinyl because I just sfratefhd it and it costed 500 dollars so ur new dad is out there waiting for you!" She flips me off as I go back upstairs and rip down my posters and put my vinyls in a suitcase. I don't need loaths because imxporr. As my mom said.
I open the front door and see a man with green eyes and curly brown hair.
"Hello baby. Your my daughter now!!" He kisses me on both cheeks and pulls me in close for a hug.
"WHAT the FUCK AYOU PRaEp!"
I smack him across the face.
"Baby today's my birthdyay!! Why did you smack me... u need to give me a birtday gift...." he smirks...."
Suddenly my pussy is wet:
"Oh my god dad no!!!"
My mom screams from the house "have fun u fucking prep birch!!! Go suck his bestles cock!!"
"Whatxthe fck mom!!" I get into the cat with him.
"Uh dad what's your name?"
He turns to me and smirks and licks his lips slowly. "Andrew Vanwyngarden, you can call me andrew. Or daddy ;)"
Cliff hanger.....
What do you guys think??? Should I keep going???
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Kindnapes!!! By Andrew vanwyngardeb!!!
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