Crybaby

Once, there was a woman, Mom; very alcoholic, very addicted to cigarettes, and very pregnant. She was having a nice bottle of Spirytus Rektyfikowany watching television and lounging on the sofa while her son was having a nap. A few minutes in on her favorite show, she stands up to get another case and she sees dripping. Her water broke. With her husband at work and her son napping, she calls her 911 and wakes her son up.

"991, what's your emergency?"

"Send an ambulance! My water just broke and I'm about to give birth! Hurry!"

"Where do you live."

"3 Selby Rd. Grand Haven, MI 49417"

"Okay, we are on our way."

After 5 minutes the sounds of the ambulance are heard and the son helps his mother up and to the door. They arrive and the son just got out of the door. They carried her to the back of the ambulance and the son hops in too.

They hurry to the nearest hospital, The UCLA Medical Center, and drop her off to the emergency room.

"This woman is pregnant please hurry with the help." said the kind man operating the ambulance.

"Yes. Sure." said the nurse who greeted them at the door.

"Okay. Just stay here and I'll get the other nurses."

"You, young man, can wait outside and watch the television."

The son leaves the room and proceeds to watch television.

He falls asleep for a good 6 or 8 hours waiting for his new sibling to be born.
While in the operating room. His mother yells and screams.

"Ahhhhh! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!    AHHHHH!"

"I see the head keep on pushing!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"AHHHHHHhhhh!!."

"Congratulations Ma'am."

The doctor calls the son. But he is nowhere to be seen. He sees the son on the floor napping.
"Son, you can go inside now."

He walks inside and sees his mom in a deep sleep. He comforts his mother. And he falls asleep next to her. After a few minutes, maybe 30, the nurse walks in and the mother wakes up.

"Its a girl."

"Wahhhhh! WAHHHHHHHHH!!"
She cried and cried.

"Ugh. Cry baby." She said as she closes her ears.

The brother runs to the table with the birth certificate with the name blank.
He writes in his sister's name.
"Crybaby"

~ Fast forward to a few years later. ~

Crybaby is really innocent with a big heart probably bigger than her body.
She gets offended by the smallest things. She cries over the smallest things. She takes things way to seriously. She usually never goes through a day without crying.

She tells herself.

You seem to replace your brain with your heart.
You take things so hard, and then you fall apart.
You try to explain but before you can start.
Those cry baby tears, come out of the dark.
Someone's turning the handle to that faucet inside your eyes.
You pour it out where everyone can see.
Your heart's too big for your body that's why you won't fit inside.
Your pouring up where everyone can see.
They call you crybaby.
But you dont fucking care.
They call you crybaby
So you'll outfill your tears.
Tears fall to the ground.
I'll just let them drown.

You're  all on your own and you've lost all your friends.
You told yourself that its not you its them.
You're one of a kind and no one understands.
But those cry baby tears keep coming back again.

On her way to school after her breakdown, she sees someone else crying and saw so much of herself in that little girl. She ignores her because it might be a personal situation. Then she takes another look. She thinks.

I look at you and I see myself.
And I know you're better than anyone else.
I have the same faucet in my eyes.
So, you tears are mine.

They call you crybaby.
But you dont fucking care.
So you'd outfill you tears.
Tears fall to the ground.
I just let them drown.

As she walks to class, she just thinks about what happened. Her teacher walks in.

"Hello everyone. Happy first day of school. My name is Ms. Swigglebottoms but you can call me Ms. S. So, anyone want to introduce themselves or anything about them?
No one? Guess I'll have to choose from the list. Hmmm. Crybaby. Will you please introduce yourself and something interesting to the class?"

Crybaby stands up.