Dil Dosti Duniyadaari

She Loves Jaijeet

Jai: is.. is it true Saloni?

Sallu: I.. I think I should leave now...
Su subah hone wali hai... I have some work to do...

Jai: hmm... Par tum akeli nahi jaogi... Mai driver uncle se keh deta hu.. he will drop you..

Sallu: Nahi.. it's ok Jai.. I can go! 20 mins walk hai yaha se bass...

Tunu: so what? Tum akeli subah subah 4 baje kahi nahi jaogi... saare raste sunsan honge abhi...

Aashu: Ohhh... I forgot to tell... driver uncle is on off for 2 days and Jai ki aur meri car bhi achanak servicing ko dal di hai..😜

Jai: what??? Kuch bhi... Meri car neeche hi hai... (He peeps out of the window)

Aashu: hai kya? (In tension)

Jai: car kaha gayi meri??

Aashu: hashhh.. aree kaha.. kaha to servicing ko gayi hai...

Jai: lekin aise kaise achanak

Aashu: wo raat ko uncle ne mujhe pucha tha to maine keh diya daal do servicing ke liye

Tunu: (whispers to Aashu) car aur driver Uncle kaha gaye?

Aashu: (whispers to Tunu) maine unhe 5 min pehle message kiya tha abhi ke abhi dono gaadiya lekar kahi gayab ho jao aur phone switch off karke rakho 2 3 ghante tak😂

Tunu: (whispers to Aashu) wow!! Ab to unhe sath mein thoda time akele rehna hi padega..

Aashu: Jai go and drop her home

Jai: Noor gaadi nahi hai...

Tunu: Walk na then... See I am very tired so mai to nahi jaa sakti

Aashu: aur mai to bilkul bhi nahi... See I am already half asleep

Jai: jaan bujhke kar rahe ho na tum dono

Sallu: Jaijeet... It's ok! I will go by myself...

Tunu: ha ha Jumboo... Surely Go by yourself... Bass Baadme wo uss din wale ladke badtameezi karenge tab roti mat baithna din bhar

Jai: ladke!! kaunse ladke???

Tunu: Aree wo iske ghar ke saamne nukkad hai na waha par raat bhar 5 6 ladke baithe hote hai aur jab bhi koi ladki raat ko akeli jaa rahi hoti hai na usase badtameezi karte hai... 2 3 baar Jumbo ke saath bhi kar chuke hai.. aur phir pura din ye apne aap ko room mein lock karke roti baithti hai aur uski mom bichari pareshan hoti rehti hai kyuki ye din bhar na kuch khati hai na peeti hai bass akeli roti rehti hai... Idiot!! (Acts to sleep)

Sallu: oyee... Iss baar Nahi roungi... chal byee!

Jai: Nahi nahii... Have you lost it? Tu akeli nahi jaa rahi... aur aise ladko ke hote hue to kabhi nahi... Tunu yaar chal naa

Tunu: I am very sleepy Jai.. mujhe kahi nahi jana...

Jai: FINEE... I will come with you!
(Tunu and Aashu smirks) Aur Tunu and Noor... Tumhe to mai baadme dekh lunga..

Aashu: ok bye! Abhi ke liye Sallu ko dekh lo😂 (Sleeping)

Sallu: J Jai.. I am serious! I can go.. don't worry! I know you are not comfortable... Please tu ruk jaa.. mai chali jaungi

Jai: nahi... Tujhe akele to mai jaane nahi dene wala! Comfort gaya bhaad mein.. tu sabse pehle meri bestfriend hai Jumbo aur teri safety meri priority.. Let's go...

Sallu: ok!
(They go downstairs and Aashu and Tunu hifives)

(On the road)

Jai: (in mind: ye sab ho kyaa raha hai... Saloni... Like seriously god!
[He looks towards her]
Waise hai to bohot cute... Cute?? Ehh puriii pagal hai yee... Lekin kaha mujhe kisi serious types mein koi interest hai... Lekin Jumboo??? Wo meri bestfriend hai... Maine to kabhi iss baare mein socha tak nahi... Lekin ab sochne mein kya problem hai? She is awesome yaar... Mujhe samjhti hai, mujhe janti hai, meri care karti hai aur sabse badi baat mujhse sachme itnaaa pyaar karti hai.... lekin agar maine use kabhi hurt kar diya to? Do I even deserve her cuteness? Waise cons bhi kam nahi hai yaar... Ye adhi vadhi nahi puri ki puri pagal hai.. like literally full mad!! Cerebellum to pakka useless hai iss ladki ka.. [Sallu bumps into a stone and is about to fall but balances herself] dekhaa... chalti kam girti jyada hai, agar kahi gir vir gayi to mai ise utha kaise paunga... Itni Motii haii.. no I am not commenting on her body lekin practically every girlfriend wants ki uska boyfriend use uthaye and all sort of romantic things... Lekin mai ise kaise utha paunga... Khud nahi gir jaunga? Waise hum saath mein kaise lagenge... Yaa I can actually see that... [He takes out his phone and starts scrolling]
Got the photo..... Ummmm