Once upon a time, there was a knight named Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy, a great knight who had been gifted immortality for his great deeds, kindness, wit, and intelligence. One day Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy was drinking at a bar, when Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy heeded a scream from out on the street. After a couple of minutes, Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy selected to investigate, walked outside, and found the source to be a bunch of children cavorting in the street. Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy, in just acrimony, kicked the nearest child, and said, "Stop being a public nuisance." At the sound of such wise words the children stopped cavorting and went otherwhere to cavort. The nearest woman then walked up to Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy, and said, "Thank you Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy, you are so kind and brave to impart your wisdom to those children. Would you squire me tonight?" Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy drew his sword, which was forged in the great forges of Yaggrithogilog, made of pearly white metal that glowed faintly like the moon in the night, adorn with a blue jewel upon its pommel filled with golden specks that harkened the image of stars in the night sky, and cut the heinous woman in half. As Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy sheathed his sword, he said, "I shall not be fooled into forsaking my duty by your womanly wiles." As the crowd of people began to clap, a big dragon with scales as black as the blackest knight attacked Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy. Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy drew his blade but the dragon had already pierced his heart. Everyone in sight shed tears at the heroic sacrifice of Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy, the King of Frixijiamiklaxy personally came to compile Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy and held a funeral that day. Thus, ended the tale of Ajax the Great Knight of Frixijamiklaxy, may he be forever remembered for his great deeds, kindness, wit, and intelligence.
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FantasyThis is the epic tale of Ajax and his many adventures through the World. It also the best thing that has ever been written, and you cannot convince me otherwise.
