We were created because God wanted people on the earth. The human (Adam) and land animals were created on the 6th day because the bible tells me so. According to the Bible, man is made from the dust. God said to Adam " Oi mate, gimme your rib so you can get a surprise.". So God had a rib, but he didn't know what to do with it. So God said, "I don't think Adam can talk to animals, so I guess that I'll make a different kind of human, and Adam shall name it." Adam saw the new human and said "Woooo man!". "Adam thought to himself and came up with a name for this new kind of human. "You shall be called a Wooooman, or Woman for short.". Adam thought to himself, "If God calls me Adam, then I shall call the Woman something.". It was the evening so Adam said, "I shall call the Woman Eve!". So Eve had a brain issue, and she said oi Adam, eat this tasty fruit!". Adam ate it and was like "O no, I'm naked. Lemme go cover my genitals." God came to the garden and was like "Why are you hiding, Adam?".
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