Texting Hobi. || Text 6 || ✔️

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Jungkook: Is it Jimin?

Jungkook: I bet it's
Jimin everyone loves
Jimin ssi

Jungkook: Or Namjoonie
Hyung. He's hot

Jungkook:

Jungkook: sexxxy right

You: Yes he is

You: But no, they
aren't my bias

You: Why does it
matter?

Hoseok: It's a sort of
competition at the
moment because all
their girlfriends

Hoseok: have the same bias

Hoseok: ... Me...

You: Oh. Well, me too

Jungkook:

Jungkook: WHAT HAS
HE GOT THAT I HAVE
NOT

You: ..... I don't
wanna say it

Jungkook: TELL ME
NOW

You: Ok well.. Army
don't call him "Jhorse"
because of his face

Hoseok: What?

You: ... omg this is
awkward

You: Ok it's because
of

You: It's not our
fault ok its the camera
always focusing and the
tight pants

You:

You: ... that place..

Jungkook:

Jungkook: You like him
cause of his DICK?!

Hoseok: Uh

You: NO

You: But

You: You asked what
he had that you dont

You: .....

Jungkook: HEY MY
DICK IS HUGE TOO

Hoseok: Omfg

Jungkook: BUT this is
perfect

Jungkook: He's your
bias

Jungkook: You're both
single...

Jungkook: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hoseok: JUNGKOOK!

You: Uh just cause
he's my bias doesn't
mean I want to date
him

You: No offence

Hoseok: 🤦🏻‍♂️

Jungkook: But hear
me out

Jungkook: Not only
has he got the horse

Hoseok: Jungkook
omg stop

Jungkook: He's a rapper
and a dancer

Jungkook: Rappers are
good with their tongues

Jungkook: And dancers
are good with their
hips

Jungkook: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hoseok: JEON JUNGKOOK

Jungkook: Mix those
with his sunshine
personality

Jungkook: What a
dangerous man

Jungkook: Like a
quadruple threat

You: .... uh

You: He is my best
friends brother...

Jungkook: His
best friend is dating
his sister

Jungkook: It'll work!

Hoseok: Seriously
stop it

You: Yeah but Sedona
probably hasn't seen
naked baby pictures of
Namjoon and had
dinner with his parents
when he wasn't
around

Jungkook: Perfect, already
past the awkward parent
meeting stage

You: Jungkook you
can't force it

You: Please stop

Jungkook: Oh really

Hoseok: I'm done

Hoseok: We both asked
you to stop

Hoseok: Enough

Jungkook: ...

Jungkook: I went too
far I'm sorry

Hoseok: Ok

Jungkook: But just kiss
already

Hoseok: I'm telling
the Hyungs.

Jungkook: NO

Hoseok: Y/N I'm
so sorry

You: It's alright

Hoseok: I'll talk to
you later I have to deal
with Jungkook

Jungkook: HYUNGNIM
FORGIVE ME!