Bloody Ways (Alucard x Reader)
By:King_Ratmeat
Chapter: Idk the book yeeted out of my library
“I'll go ask...I mean there's to options (they put it as to not two just to).... He says no, or I'll lose my virginity to him.”
Me:*jeopardy music playing in background*.... WAIT WHAT HOL UP I DON'T WANNA BE DESTROYED BY VAMPIRE COCK (Then after I was done reading I think I died at the end of the book and got big sad over it-)
YOU ARE READING
Stupid shit I say while reading
HumorThis is just a little book for the things I wanna comment on books but I can't since I have no wifi at home! Also no this isn't the book I was working on with my clownsona- If I name you in this please don't be offended this is just the stupid shit...
