tyler joseph is at a show for his band. he is jumping off of a piano when every single night turns reds.
he scratches his head in confusion, falling off of the piano, when a beautifully produced song blares through the speakers, shocking the fans.
"i be flossinnnnnnnnn
i be flossinnnnnnnnn
i be flossinnnnnnnnn
i be flossinnnnnnnnn"
tyler can recognize that song anywhere. it's the national anthem of dema. he's on the ground, frozen in fear, when he looks at his band mate, josh.
josh is wearing a full blown fur suit. he jogs over to tyler, who is on the ground, and runs his paw through tylers scalp.
josh whispers in tylers ear,"you should join me."
josh grabs tylers mic, and starts singing along to the song blaring through the speakers.
as soon as the anthem is over, josh decides to make an announcement. "i am a proud furry, and my name is jim. join us in dema."
the fans scream as the lights shatter, bishops coming down from the ceilings on white horses.
"one of us one of us one of us"
tyler jumps up on his feet, but too slow for vetomo.
vetomo grabs tylers pants and pulls them down, revealing his legs.
shrek comes from backstage, a bulge in his pants. "man, tyler, you shave your legs? that's hot as onions."
tyler blinks, confused as to how his old lover found him after 69 years. "shrek, is it really you?"
"yes, it's me, kneecap master."
the bishops take their horses and trot on the heads of the fans, killing each and every one, josh dancing to rockefeller street.
shrek runs onto the stage, grabbing tyler in his arms. "ive missed you, my ass."
tyler looks at his legs in horror as they turn into donkey legs.
"now you'll learn to fuckin shave!" nico's horse screeches from the nosebleeds.
tyler can't do anything to stop this madness, but he knows someone who can. he kisses shrek, whispering into his teeth,"you like jazz?"
shrek's eyes go wide with terror as he turns into barry bee benson. he flies into tylers mouth and begins fucking the inside of his cheek.
as soon as he's done, he flies out of tylers mouth, and buzzes "fucked your mouth."
he flies up to the microphone that josh is holding and says 3 words. "you like jazz?"
the bishops instantly die, the horses along with them. joshs fur suit disintegrates, leaving him naked. he doesn't have a pee pee tho. he has a drumstick.
tyler trots up to josh since he is now a donkey and breaks the drumstick off, killing josh.
when josh died, he grabbed a little bee and took him to the other side as well.
"NO! NOT SHREK!" tyler haws.
he realizes that everyone in this arena is now dead, except for one person.
clancy.
"clancy? when did you get here?"
"ive been here the whole time. you were asleep. time to wake up."
tyler jolts out of his bed to see his room in dema. he hears a knock in his door, and goes to put on pants when he realizes he now has a drumstick.
he hears a knock on his door, followed by a buzz, and then a growl.
a bee flies through the peep hole, and says 4 beautiful words.
"it's free real estate."
"SHREK, YOURE ALIVE?!?!!"
"yes, kneecap master."
