Creating A Hive

Dynamite Don't

As we ran in the building, we soon ran into the room where the ceremony was taking place. Ahuizotl was cackling as two ponies began lowering a golden ring onto a display, covered in larger golden rings. Honestly he looked even less intimidating than he did in the cartoon. Literally just a giant Egyptian cat that was blue. Yeah the tail that was also a paw was weird, but dude I've seen Discord. None of these creatures scare me.

"Drop the ring, Ahui... whatever your name is!" Applejack was the first to speak on our arrival.

They all rushed at it.

I dropped Lilac and Dynamite at the entrance. "Stay!"

"But Mom-"

"Mrs Stardu-"

"Stay!" I ordered, before joining the fray.

"Hmph, place the ring, quickly!" Ahuizotl ordered his henchponies. Before the henchponies could do so, Pinkie hopped in place. She knocked the ring away from them. "Get it!"

The ring rushed around the place. Two other henchponies dived towards it, only for Applejack to kick their heads. Another henchpony managed to grab it, tossing the ringto Ahuizotl. Fluttershy intercepted. She flew away from the large cat. Twilight caught the ring in her horn, teleporting before anypony could catch her.

As for myself I was kicking ass.

I was lifting up henchponies, knocking them into each other. A 'beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker' attack style. My hooves were also kicking ponies that were rushing towards me or others. A few tried going after my kids which was just me assuming they wanted to die. Those dumb bastards were thrown at a wall.

Killjoy, along with the two other pegasi, snuck in at some point in the fighting. They were beginning to take the rings off the pillar. One by one, they threw off the golden rings.

I was in possession of the ring at one point. As henchponies rushed at me, I was firing off blasting spells to their faces.

An explosion went off to the side. Glancing over I saw three ponies huddled on the ground, clearly in pain. Another glance showed Dynamite doing a victory pose.

"What was that?!" I asked her.

"I had some explosive left over!" Dynamite cheered.

Dynamite you are going to fit right into this crazy family.

Ahuizotl tried reaching for the ring in my magical grip. So I flew up to his face and kicked it. He roared at me. I roared right back, diving towards his stomach for another dramatic kick. He was thrown back into a wall.

Then he caught sight of the three pegasi lifting the heavy golden rings off the pillar. The entire pyramid structure we were all in was beginning to collapse.

"Stop her!" Ahuizotl ordered.

As the henchponies rushed towards them, I rushed towards the girls. Lilac quickly reached out for me. I threw her on my back while grabbing Dynamite in my hooves. I teleported us out of the structure, into the outside.

I dropped the girls down. They rolled away. As the building finally crumbled down I cast a shield spell around us. Any debris bounced off.

"You good?" I asked them.

"Yeah."

"Yes Mom."

"Good." I turned to Dynamite. "You brought explosives into a pyramid, then threw it at ponies?"

Dynamite winced. "I know-"

"-that is was the coolest thing ever cause nopony died?!" I interrupted. Grinning at Dynamite, I pulled her into an embrace. "Dynamite Berry you rock!"

The foal smiled.

The pyramid collapsed behind us. We rounded up with the others, as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do tossed the ring onto the ground. It shattered.

==CAH==

Back in Ponyville, I was enjoying a cup of hot chocolate with Killjoy. Thorax was having the entire adventure explained to him by Dynamite. Yes including the bit with explosives.

Killjoy was pouting, pouring alcohol into her hot cocoa. "You give the foal blow-up shit then don't even let me see? You're a bitch."

"Hmm." I sipped at the hot chocolate. "Unapologetically."

Killjoy scoffed. She lowered her mug, glancing towards the blue pegasus that spoke with such animation to a delighted changeling. "She knows the truth, yeah?"

"Yeah." I explained. "Took it like a champ."

"Yeah well, all your kids have." Killjoy countered. "But I don't think they all will."

"All?" I asked.

Killjoy gave me a deadpan stare. "There is no doubt in my mind you're adopting, like, twenty children before you and Thorax actually make one." She sipped at her hot cocoa.

I blushed.

"-then Mom gave me a bunch of stuff for a bomb! I didn't even know she had all that stuff!" Dynamite explained. "She said I could use it and I did! I blew up a huge wall of a pyramid! It was awesome!"

"Did you die?!" Cookie asked.

"No. I can handle explosives without exploding! What am I, an amateur?" Dynamite scoffed.

I blinked.

Killjoy just shook her head. "Yep. She's one of us."

"She called me mom." I pointed out, surprised and also touched.

Killjoy snickered. "They all do."

So we finished our hot cocoa, still listening in on the exciting story.