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A good day

       I had just gotten home from a 3-12 shift at Dairy Queen. As tired as I was, I flopped in bed and started my unending scroll through of Snapchat. Of course, being 6 months into my job, naturally I made friends and enemies. The former more-so than the latter. One of them just so happened to be my 6'7", Kenyan born, DQ grill master, Daniel. Being a graduated football player, naturally Daniel worked out, a lot. As I was flipping through "satisfying pages", "funny vines", "savage posts", and whatnot... I stumbled across Daniel's story. I am still unsure what compelled me to swipe up and ask him, "Who is that fine piece of man on your story?!" I sometimes think my hoe senses kicked in on that one... not too sure though.

       What really surprised me was his response. 

       "My drill sergeant" is the reply that could go one of two ways : I can walk away and prevent any possible statutory rape charges, or I can catch me a fine ass military man. You can guess my obvious choice. 

       "Sooooooo... what's his name?" My hoe senses were tingling and I just KNEW this man was my next target.

       "Rafael" I was a tad taken aback by this because based on the picture I saw, he was just a muscular white boy while still being tan like me. The mere fact that he may be any type of hispanic basically made my mind flip out. I HAVE TO GET THIS MAN BEFORE ANYONE ELSE!!!!

      I asked for his snapchat and Daniel went on to ask him for it and I forgot about the sexy military drill sergeant and it was all said and done. I then continued my night disregarding everything but my current relationship and Youtube. 

       The next few days I didn't see or talk to Daniel and I hung out with Skittles, that was my ex/current friend/ potential boyfriend, named Alex. We swam, went skating, ate Raviolli, watched movies, and I bored myself to sleep watching him play video games. All the while, I saw Daniel's story again posting about Batman, his favorite hero. I swiped up and commented just to start a conversation so I wouldn't die of boredom. At that time I remembered the hot ass guy on his story because HE WAS THERE AGAIN!!! This time, it was a video, of Rafael pushing 400 lbs on a sled with DANIEL (at least 250) on top of it recording Rafael. Again I asked truly who this beautiful man was and for his snapchat. 

       "I sent it to you, he has a girlfriend" Again. I had one of two options : Keep pushing or back out. Momma ain't raised no bitch. I scrolled up through our long Batman vs. Physics battle, and saw the man I needed to add. I couldn't click fast enough!

       My excitement couldn't be contained! I was checking my phone for a chat from him and it wasn't until the next morning that I got my favorite notification. "New Snapchat from Rafael M."  

       My heart was racing and the first thing I saw was about 7 chins and a goofy smile. "Hey are you the girl my boy W***** told me about?" and in the same amount of time it took me to read his caption my face instantly heated.  What could Daniel have said to this sexy man?  I took a similar picture to match his and told him " I'm Zoe, I saw you on Daniel's story and I wanted to talk to you!" 

       And there it was. My grave. 

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W***** is Daniel's last name. Please don't get confused. I am doing it for security of my friends.

 @~#StAy CrEePy#~