Bill Cipher speech

a speech by Bill Cipher

hello meatsacks! it's your lord and savior Bill Cipher! im pretty awesome and all, no need to applaud.....just kidding applaud! *motions for and waits for applause* now, I'm usually here to liberate your dimension, but today I'm here to talk about mental health.   it's this thing you humans and, might I add, some demons (definitely not me) have to struggle to keep well! but sometimes you think you're okay! isn't that funny? sometimes you could be in pain, which is hilarious mind you, and you're so convinced you're not that you put others before you! jeez you meatsacks should really think about yourselves once on a while, because otherwise you might end up making a deal with me, great for me of course but in the long run it'll end up worse for you. but I never told you that wink wonk. besides, even us demons have big problems with it. I never said this and if you tell anyone I might rearrange the functions of your face, but even I deal with it. I watched my own dimension burn, and I kinda miss it. and pains hilarious because it's less painful than the pain in my mind. but hey, what do I know, I'm constantly trying to trick you meatsacks into letting me use your body as a puppet! oh darn did I say that outloud.....oh well I'll collect my due later. anyways, as I said, mental pain is in some cases worse than your physical pain, and should be delt with just as soon as if you cut off your arm! you wouldn't leave yourself bleeding without an arm for a while, so why leave yourself in mental pain?

get this! I saw a pathetic meatsack one day, he was thinking to himself, and boy was he thinkin! he was thinking about how he was worthless, and a waste of space, and he's scared to tell anyone about it! isn't that crazy?! but he's scared to tell people in case they think he's seeking attention or lying about it! that's the thing with you kids. you put people down when they try to seek help! that's messed up, maybe instead you should listen to the kid! wanna know the even crazier thing? that meatsack is the one I'm possessing right now! goes to show anyone can have mental struggles huh?

the thing is, you humans need each other more than you think, so if you just dis someone who may come to you about their problems, that could have lasting effects, not like us demons, cause we already don't trust each other haha.