Bubba was walking down the street, swagger and bounce in every step as she imagined she was in one of those movies. everyone thought she was crazy. she was. she looked up, wow. Was it god? he certainly looked like god, wow what a prince, she thought to herself. in her infatuated state she walked right into his chest. ouch.
"hello i am theadore from the chipmunks™️" he said, voice as smooth as butter that a cat had laid on for 15 seconds. chunky but delicious.
"I AM BUBBA" she screamed, unaware of her volume. the mysterious man, theadore from the chipmunks™️, seemed not to notice. he smiled like a buffoon that was looking at his prized pumpkin. wow. a queen.
then they ki*sed the end
