It was an average day at France's house, he was sitting on his couch sipping a glass of red wine, "ah, what a lovely taste," France said after taking another sip. He heard a knock at the door and grumbled, "great, what do they want?" France said while walking to the door. He opened it so see a rather drunk looking England.
"Hey France, uh, mind looking after England for me? He took me out for a drink at the bar and ended up really drunk," America explained.
"I don't want to be taking care of this mess!" But after France finished, America was already gone, "ugh!" France grumbled, letting England into his house, "stay right here and do NOT move!" France said, sitting England down on his couch and walking to his kitchen, "now, where did I put my-" France was cut off by glass smashing onto the floor, "Gosh darnit!" France yelled whilst storming to his living room, when he arrived he saw England near a broken vase.
"Whoopsie I broke a thing!" England said, slurring his words.
"I said stay where you were seated!" France yelled, Clearly pissed off at England, "I am taking you to Russia's house!" France yelled, grabbing England's arm and forcing him to Russia's house, the car drive was terrible, england sang every song sang be a female on the radio and it sounded terrible. France pulled into Russia's driveway and pulled England out of the car, he went up to the front step and knocked on his door.
"Hello?" Russia said while opening the door.
"I need you to take care of this mess for me," France said.
"But I am too busy to deal with a drunk ba-" France dashed off to his car and drove away.
When England woke up, he was in a cardboard box on the side of the road that said "take care of me" on the side of it, "thoes bloody wankers..." England said, stepping out of the box and walking to his house.
The End!
