Know Your All Stars: Best of 2018. Precure Edition

Know Your All Stars: Itsuki

Tarte: I'll see you later Run!

They all leave the stage.

Setsuna: Cowards!!

Voice: You guys really ask for some really weird stuff. Ahem. now for those of you who don't know what a two timing pig is lemme explain.

It means that someone is not something that they are when you think it isn't. For example Nagisa thinks that she loves Honoka, meanwhile the fool doesn't even know to kiss.

Everyone :

Honoka: Excuse me!?

Nagisa: We can kiss and we done it before!

Pink Precure: mhmmmmmm...

Nagisa: What?

Akane: Trust me Girl, I done that in front of dem girls here and I'm still a coward when it comes to kissing Nao.

Urara: But that's you being you.

Komachi: Not to mention you're always like that.

Akane: See?

Nagisa: Unlike you and Saki... I can do it!

Saki: Man you lying alright Voice I wanna make a bet!

Voice: How much?

Akane: if Nagisa fails to Kiss Honoka were taking 100 dollars from her!

Erika: Make that 200!

Love: 300

Miyuki: 400

Regina: 500

Mana: 600

Hana: 700

Rikka: I'm betting $5 dollars.

Clara: I'm betting $ 250

Megumi: 800

Hime: 900!

Ichika: 99999999999999! Wait is that even a real number?

Aoi: I'm betting Over 9000!!! (EXPLOSION)

Precure: Ehhhhhhhh!!

Itsuki: Can we get on with my show hello?

Erika: we have a ship moment going on. Shut up and come and watch. You too Hikari.

Itsuki/Hikari: Ok.

Voice: Alright you think your boss huh? If you think you're are Kiss her!

Honoka/Nagisa: (Look at each other and glup)

Nagisa: (aha.! ) gives Honoka a peck)

Honoka: !

Nagisa: all done.

Precure: 😀 Kawaii!!

Erika: She Cheated! A kiss and a peck are not the same!

Nagisa: I didn't!

Honoka: (Confused to say anything)

Erika: Reika! Check to see if she cheated.

Reika: (goes to the part where they kissed and found out.) You lied.

Voice: Alright Fork over the moni! You lost.

Rikka: if we add up everyone's money's and bets... it adds up to...
10,000,014 and 499 dollars.

Hime: Who the hell betted 10 milla?

Ichika: Eh... sorry Nagisa.

Nagisa: ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU ARE COSTING ME A FORTUNE!

Itsuki: At this rate... you may to sell you house own a business or have to work really hard to get that money.

Nagisa:😭 (breaks up crying)

Voice: Better pay up kid. This will teach you kids to put your money where your mouth is.

Precure: ?

Mirai: eh????

Voice: Never mind. When back to Itsuki then.

Itsuki:(about to run away)

Voice: Oh he'll no Security!!

Nico:(breaks down the door) STOP BREAKING THE RULES BAKA!

Itsuki: Eh?

Kotori: you and Nagisa are under arrest.

Nagisa: What for?

Nozomi: 1. Itsuki for Slavery and Child trafficking, Neko abuse and Shoplifting, littering, abusing others on Wattpad, telling cures they suck and dissing them, insulted Futbata and Hugtan and dissed them, broke Homare's leg. Stole Natalie's crown and broke it all that stuff.

Erika: Jesus! How many crimes did you commit !?

Ruby: Over 9000!!!

Kotori: Ruby, someone used that reference already.

Ruby: Aww....

Itsuki: This Is Madness!

Erika: Are you kidding me!? This is .....SPARTA!!

Tsumobi: Oh my God.

Erika: (pins down the love live girls) You aren't not taking anyone way from us!

Ruby: I don't Think so girls!

All the muse and aquors girls come and surround all the Pretty Cure on stage with police cars and guns. Well water and fake guns..

Hana: You can't kill us! I have baby for crying out loud!

Voice: I have Hugtan chilling up here you you guys can shoot Hana.

Hugtan:😎 Yeah!

Hana: eh????

Erika: I won't have you take her away from us Precure! Get these idols outta here!

Precure: Haaa!!

Nico: Charge!!!

Love Live and Precure start fighting like the people in in war Movies.

Many got casualties and some were even bruised. Well most of the love live characters anyway.

Voice: I would love to continue guys but ehrm we have a commotion here so well do Hikari's segement with Yukari next time and before that one more thing...(Shouts) HEY ITSUKI! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME FROM THE CROWD! I WANNA LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A CLOSET DANCER!

Itsuki: I'M NOT FOR THE RECORD! AND SCREW YOU (Gets pinned by Ruby and Yuko)

Voice: There YOU have it folks Woo. It's gonn A take a while for this war to end but I'll save you time by telling you who won next time. So know you know Itsuki Myoudin the girl who...

Ruby: Endorses slavery!

Dia: A CLOSET DANCER.

Nico: And a two timing PIG!!!

Itsuki: SHUT UPPPPPPPPP!!!

Voice: See ya next time folks. Hey stop breaking my stage! it cost me a fortune to build that Megumi you sick bastatd
!!

Megumi: Gomenasai!!

Voice: you're Precure are like babies all of you 9 year old babies who act do crap.

Ruby: Toddlers are more accurate.(gets hit by Nagisa fist)Owwww.

Voice: I'll show you the highlights soon. Bye! GODAMMIT MEGUMI!!