Jeremy's POV
Me and Michael were at walmart just buying stuff. Michael looks at the bakery nearby.
Michael: can i get some cookies?
Jeremy: Will you let me eat some?
Michael: Alright fine e_e
I stay to "guard" the cart and I see Michael grab like 2 boxes of cookies.
Michael: Alright let's go...home.
Jeremy: The frick, we still need to shop.
Michael: i j u s t w a n n a e a t t h e s e c o o k i e s o k
Jeremy: Put the cookies in cart Mich.
Michael: fiNe-
Jeremy: Good b o i.
Michael: s h u t u p
Jeremy: no u!
Michael: -gasp- e_e
He puts the cookies in the cart and we started to shop around for "stuff".
(time skip.)
As we drove home I see Michaels hand go into the cookie box.
Jeremy: mIchael I swEAr-
Michael: JUST ONE FREAKING COOKIE.
Jeremy: fiNe. you better not eat all of the cookies.
Michael: *heavy breathing of triggerness* oKAy.
(*thanos snap* then um they got home.)
Michael's POV
I opened the door to my house and got in, holding both cookie boxes. I laid on the living room couch and see Jeremy looking at me as he closes the front door without locking it.
(the time was 9:00 pm.)
Jeremy: *yawn* imma go to sleep.
Michael: k. g'night jer bear.
Jeremy blushes and turns all red when hearing that name.
Jeremy: g-wHA?
Michael: come h e e r e
Jeremy comes to me and I'm still laying on the couch, I look at him when he looks at me. I sit down on the couch then bring my lips to his cheek, kissing it. He looks flustered now. I smirk and position my glasses.
Jeremy: *sarcastic couch* o-ok. g'night.
Michael: good night uwu.
(another time skip brought to you by jeremy sleeping.)
I'm on my phone looking through twitter. #Duckrights was trending right now. I was watching quackityhq's live stream, he's raiding animal jam. I put my arm over my stomach then I look at the table next to as I lay on the living room couch.
Michael: o_o cookies.
I grab the boxes and open them. I smell the freshness. I look at the sticker on the package, it says, "freshness guaranteed!", then the expiration date. I grab a lot of cookies and stuff them in my mouth. I grab the other box and put it inside the couch which was my "all time" stash.
(yeah um...he ate all of it, leaving one cookie behind.)
The next day...
Jeremy: MICHAEL!
Michael: Yeah?
Jeremy: wHEre iN thE hECk aRe tHE coOkies? i tHouGht u weRe goNna sAve mE soME!
Michael: oh.
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
gUYs sTOp reADing tHIS tRash-
Rastgelewas supposed to be: boyf riends stuff (and also some is be more chill) edit: 2/16/18 yeah um i mostly do shitposts now.
