Deadpool and Cable

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Deadpool was playing on his Nintendo Switch when he heard a noise. He pulled his bang gun out of his pocket with caution. The gun had a flag hanging from the bullet saying 'BANG', so when he pressed the trigger, the flag would pop out. The noise was footsteps coming from his front door. "KNOCK, KNOCK." Deadpool got up from his cheap leather couch and walked quietly towards the noise. "Who's there?" He asked reluctantly. "It's me you silly boy!" It was Deadpool's housemate Al. Deadpool opened the door and said, "Why were you outside of the house Al? You do realise that you're b l i n d."," Yes, I do boy. I just wanted to feel young again, you know me." Deadpool sat back down and played on his switch. "I'm an old woman and..." But before Al could finish her sentence Deadpool butted in, "Did you here that noise?" Al was asleep on the sofa, so he was all alone.

"Now it's time for the big boys!" He said as he pulled his katanas out from the back of his suit.

THE BIG BOYS

Deadpool slashed his katanas a few times before he actually sliced a head off. "That wasn't that hard was it?" He said to himself. He walked back into his trashed apartment and slouched back on to the sofa. "What took you so long?" Al asked.

The TV was on and Deadpool was watching My Little Pony, when he got a call. 'RING, RING'

"Who the **** would be calling me at 11pm?" Deadpool picked up the phone and someone started talking gibberish on the other end of the line, "VVBbvgjhghyhjhlgbhjjjjjjjjvhj?"

Deadpool answered, "Sorry I didn't get that." The voice said,

"Sorry I thought you were one of the people sent from an alternate universe."

Deadpool looked very confused, "Did you just say an alternate universe?"

"Yep you heard me correctly an alternate universe." He answered.

CABLE

"Al I've got to go and meet some guy, his name's Cable." Deadpool smiled at Al.

"Go on then, go and save the darn world!" Said Al hesitantly.

"So, we're going to have to go through here, and then we go past there..." Deadpool said until Cable stopped him. "Or we could just go through the middle."

Deadpool stared at him, "I was just trying to make it a bit less boring!"

"Well, do I look like the person who E N J O Y S having fun to you?" Asked Cable angrily.

"It looks like you could have a bit of fun with a pint or two in a pub?" Answered Deadpool unconvincingly. Cable stared at him, but thinking he was joking, Deadpool started laughing,

"Hahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahah"

THE MUTANTS

"Right no funny business now, we need to find these mutants." Said Cable.

"Mutants, we're about to go find some ALIENS, IN REAL LIFE!" Shouted Deadpool.

"SHHH," Shushed Cable, "If you want to find these dogs, then you're going to have to be quiet."

"WHATTTTT! IT WAS DOGS ALL ALONG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!