In which Peter falls for the pizza delivery girl that just so happens to also be Miles' hot and sarcastic aunt.
( SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDERVERSE/AU. )
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PETER B. PARKER'S LIFE had become a real shit storm in the past few years. His marriage with his wife had crumbled, he had moved into a crummy apartment that reeked of pizza grease and gym socks, his six pack transformed to rather a six pack of beer belly, and to top it all off he was sucked into a whole other dimension.
The sweats wearing hero had become accustomed to loneliness and crying himself to sleep with a pizza box under his arm and thought he'd never be the same friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. But once Peter gets thrown into an alternate universe mentoring a few spiderkids and starts to stress out he does the best thing he can think of; eat.
While eating everything in sight however, Peter can't help but notice how attractive the hostess at the pizza joint across from Miles' apartment is.
CAST! PETER B. PARKER ( jake gyllenhaal. ) ' STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.'
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KATALINA MORALES ( naya rivera. ) ' LISTEN HERE, SPIDEY. YOU MIGHT BE HOT AND ALL WITH YOUR SARCASTIC ATTITUDE & DAD BOD, BUT I'M NOT FALLING FOR YOU. '
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MILES MORALES ( rome flynn. ) ' TIA, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE BOO'D UP WITH PETER! '
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WADE WILSON ( ryan reynolds. ) ' IF YOU DON'T FUCK THAT SPIDER-DAD, I WILL! '
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GWENSTACY ( olivia holt. ) ' YOU KEEP FEEDING HIM THOSE SLICES HE WON'T BE ABLE TO FIT IN THE SUIT. '
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AUNT MAY ( marisa tomei. ) PETER, YOU BETTER GO GET HER! I WANT MORE THAN JUST TWO SPIDER GRANDCHILDREN!
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( authors note. ) sorry for the shitty summary! i'm just so excited to write this because i absolutely LOVED spiderverse and adored my faves peter x miles who deserve the world & more! also i love nick miller, him and PB parker are the literally same person so don't be surprised if you see some of him bc they're legendary.
