me:*eats a cactus*
sophia:*eats a snake*
Mystery:MY CACTUS AND MY SNAKE!!!!! ;-; *mystery dies*
sophia:NOOO who's gonna love Rex now? D:
me:OH HOLY GOOFIE,
*The holy goodie hat starts floating above mystery and brings him back to life*
*Rex comes running into the room*
Rex:WHERE IS THAT CACTUS EATING PUSSYCAT!?!?
mystery:here ;-;
Sophia:XD oh geez
Rex:*slaps him*DONT EVER DIE AGAIN
Rex:now, where's our snake spaghetti?
mystery:points at Sophia"she ate him"
Sophia:*RUNS SUPER SONIC SPEED*
Rex:*starts crying*?MY DANGER NOODLE!!! ;_______;
Sophia:YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVEEE-
Me:*runs to Sophia and pins her down and takes the snake out*here you go Rex UwU
sophia:*gags* AAAA-
*Rex starts to cry tears of joy*
Sophia:aww man, I lost my dinner! D:
me:*gives Sophia a noodle soup*
Sophia: :D yay!
mystery:*comes up to me and takes out the cactus I ate
me:*gags*
Sophia:ABUSE-
also Sophia:put the cactus back in the child mystery! D:<
me:*screams and takes cactus out of hand and eats it again*
Sophia:oh ._. YAY-
me:*slaps mystery*
Sophia: get em'! XD
Me:*pins him down and starts beating him up*
Sophia: :D get him!
me:*in a deep demon voice*DONT TAKE AWAY MY FOOD
Sophia:hOly
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