Crazycreepycandy: Lauren get off the roof of our van!
me: never! you're not my mom!
crazycreepycandy: we're on a busy street you're going to hit a stoplight!
me: not if i sit down on the roof!
crazycreepycandy: lauren please just get down
me: no!
crazycreepycandy: ugh fine *joins me on roof
me: *angrily sips leaf water
Crazycreepycandy: wait, WHAT
me: just let me drink my tea in peace woman!
crazycreepycandy: please just get down
me: fine *goes off to sit in corner of van
crazycreepycandy: nuuu sorry don't be sad *pats
me: sips tea* you know i'm going to get back up there later, right?
crazycreepycandy: you are insufferable
me: awwww thank you!
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ava: rise the half-gay is here!
me: half-gay also here!
shayna: wait does that mean that combined there's one and a half gays here?
peyton: i'm here too! that's two whole gays!
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me: emma let me see what you have
emma: no! my special creams!
me: emma what the actual-
emma: mine!
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*donuts rising from the batter machine
me: *whispers EXECUTE ORDER 66
gracie: OOof!
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gracie, me, isaac: ~insert war cry here~
random dude: shut up you sound like a pack of retarded coyotes!
me: touche!
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what the frackity heck am i doing with my life? enjoy?
-L
