things my friends and I have said out of context 1

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Crazycreepycandy: Lauren get off the roof of our van!

me: never! you're not my mom!

crazycreepycandy: we're on a busy street you're going to hit a stoplight!

me: not if i sit down on the roof!

crazycreepycandy: lauren please just get down

me: no!

crazycreepycandy: ugh fine *joins me on roof

me: *angrily sips leaf water

Crazycreepycandy: wait, WHAT 

me: just let me drink my tea in peace woman!

crazycreepycandy: please just get down 

me: fine *goes off to sit in corner of van

crazycreepycandy: nuuu sorry don't be sad *pats

me: sips tea* you know i'm going to get back up there later, right?

crazycreepycandy: you are insufferable

me: awwww thank you!

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ava: rise the half-gay is here!

me: half-gay also here!

shayna: wait does that mean that combined there's one and a half gays here?

peyton: i'm here too! that's two whole gays!

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me: emma let me see what you have

emma: no! my special creams!

me: emma what the actual-

emma: mine!

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*donuts rising from the batter machine

me: *whispers EXECUTE ORDER 66

gracie: OOof!

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gracie, me, isaac: ~insert war cry here~

random dude: shut up you sound like a pack of retarded coyotes!

me: touche!

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what the frackity heck am i doing with my life? enjoy? 

-L

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