jamie and luke

strawberries

"hey luke, you ever wanna kiss a guy, but like, only before saying no homo?" jamie asked, sounding kind of confused. "uh.. yeah but i think that only goes up to the extent of like, fucking?" luke looked tired of jamie's bullshit (lmao)
"what do you mean?" jamie wondered as he held onto lukes words. "well, if you're like fucking.. your dom or sub or whatever the fuck it is you're doing, you wouldn't really say no homo. you'd just be like yeah dude, gay all the way!"
"uh yeah i guess."
"yep."
...
"i wonder who would be the dom out of us two."
"JAMIE!" luke exclaimed looking kind of horrified. "what? it's just something i'm curious about?" jamie was kinda trying to act innocent (skjfjs) but it wasn't really working.
"IM NOT GAY OR ANYTHING THO-" jamie said a little too loud as he looked over to see luke snorting.
"yeah dude i know. also, i'd definitely be the dom."
"um, no. i would be the dom, luke."
"no"
"yes?"
"my dicks bigger!" luke said clenching his fist. "OH YEAH? PROVE IT BUT NO HOMO." jamie sounded kind of mad now, weirdly. "lol no." luke eyerolled.
"so i guess that settles it then."
"what?"
"i'm the dom!"
"NO IM THE DOM SEE-" luke got pissed af n pulled out his dick. "no homo, bro, but get out ur dick i wanna compare them to see who's the dom"
"lol ok dude"
"see my dick is bigger" - jamie
"um no" - luke
"whatever u say ya cunt bag" - jamie
"stfu u big twat" - luke
"make me" - jamie
"piss off u faggot" - luke
"UM! don't u insult my gender association! 😦😦🤬🥵😳😂😂😤😤😤😤😤😫😫😖😖😢😢😭😤😤😤😤😤😤😤BOI I AM A FURRY AND I HAVE FURRY RIGHTS AS A NON BINARY GENDER QUEER TRANSTRENDER ASEXUAL PANSEXUAL DEMI GIRL DYKE TRANNY BUTCH GENDER NON COMFORMIMG TARANTULA WITH XE/XIM PRONOUNS SO KISS MY ASS YOU big PUSSY HOLE NI🅱️🅱️A!"
"SHUT UP U BENT TWAT. BEGONE THOT."
it was at that second luke opened the window and lifted jamie as he threw him out of the window onto the ground.
"GOODBYE U PUSI"
luke changed into a tight pink latex suit, and jumped off his bed onto the bedroom floor. "it's filthy frank MOTHAFUCKAAAA!! ITS FILTHY FRANK, B I T C H!!!!!"