Worthless the Forgotten One and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The Knight Bus

"Take 'er away, Ern." Stan said to them.

"Yeah, take it away, Ernie!" The shrunken head said. "It's going to be a bumpy ride." The head said and I looked confused and Fawkes clucked and I looked confused. What did he mean by that?

All of a sudden we were off with a bang! Ernie rockets away and the beds - as one – slide six inches to the rear. I drop onto the bed nearest as Fawkes squawked in protest and I couldn't blame him this was dangerous. The chandeliers were swaying directly above me as I heard. Beyond the windscreen oncoming traffic whips past in a blur.

"What did you say your name was again?" Stan asked and I looked with a rasied eyebrow. I didn't tell him my name and that's my business.

"I didn't." I said to him holding onto a railing.

"Whereabouts you headin'?" Stan asked and I look hesitant because I hadn't thought about it.

"The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London -" I informed him suddenly. I might as well go there due to Diagon Alley but also my friends could be there.

"Is it now? Did you hear that, Ern? "The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London." Stan said to the driver as Stan grins with sinister delight, showing bad teeth. Now I glared to his direction I felt that was making me out like I was dumb.

"The Leaky Cauldron! If you have the pea soup make sure you eat it before it eats you." The shrunken head said and I looked very confused. Why would the soup eat me?

As the Shrunken Head cackles with delight, I peer out of the windscreen direction and I heard the cars going by with the traffic.

"But the Muggles. Can't they see us?" I said with panic because that would make them discover magic which would get us all into trouble.

"Muggles? They don't see nothing, do they?" Stan said and I frowned slightly. Muggles aren't that blind. I mean what about the police force, army force the MI headquarters they might know about magic. The Queen possibly should know about magic due to she runs the country and maybe as well the government.

"No, but if you jab them with a fork, they feel." The shrunken head said.

"Ernie! Little old lady at twelve o'clock!" The shrunken head warns the driver.

Sure enough, directly ahead, a little old lady is crossing the street. Ernie hits the brakes hard and I suddenly fly forward with Fawkes as I and also I heard Fawkes' face palmed the window next to me. That's going to leave a bruise.

"Ten, nine, eight..." The shrunken head counted as I righted myself and rubbed my nose trying to relieve the pain and Fawkes was ruffled as we watched towards in front of us. They aren't going to run the woman over, right? "Seven, six, five, four, three, three and a half, two, one and three quarters. Yes!" The shrunken head shouted.

Then the bus was going again as I and Fawkes was flung back on the bed. Why hasn't this bus got seat belts! "Worth, Sirius Black is on the Daily Prophet cover. He escaped." Fawkes said to me and I furrowed my eyebrows as on the front page of the Daily Prophet that Stan has read: ESCAPE FROM AZKABAN! Below, a sunken-faced man with long, matted hair glowers from a moving photograph screaming.

"Who is that? That man." I asked curiously. I already knew he was and I knew Sirius was innocent and I wanted to help. But he escaped Azkaban! Does that mean he's coming for me?

"Who is that? That's Sirius Black, that is. Don' tell me you ne'er been hearin' o' Sirius Black?" Stan said and my eyes brightened up. I have heard of him he's like a brother to me. He's also made it upon himself to make him even though not legal my godfather!

I was ecstatic. "He's murderer, he is. Got 'imself locked up in Azkaban for it." Stan said and I didn't look happy. Sirius wasn't a murderer! That rat was the disgusting worm! They never gave Sirius a trial so how can they say that?!

"How'd he escape?" I said with a light smirk. I have a number of ways that Sirius could escape and I wanted to laugh at this.

"Tha's the question, isn't it? He's the firs' that's done it. Gives me the collywobbles thinking he's out there, though, I'll tell you that. Big supporter of You-Know-'Oo, Black was. Reckon you heard o' him." I said and my eyes darkened. I've heard of Voldemort but Sirius is no supporter of him.

"Yeah. I've heard of him." I said as Sirius Black eyes meets Worthless's. I've known him and fought him on Halloween, First Year and second year. I wanted a rest from all this trouble but I guess that's too much to ask.

Just then, a pair of double-decker buses sweep directly toward the Knight Bus. Before can scream, the entire Knight Bus slows down and them shrinks making my face long with Fawkes.

"Hey, guys? Guys? Why the long faces?" The shrunken head asked and then everything resumed when they passed the busses and then they turn the corner of an alleyway quickly.

"Yeah, yeah, nearly there. Nearly there." The shrunken head said and Ernie placed on the breaks and then I and Fawkes smack into the window again and I winced from the pain of the hit. I suddenly heard car alarms wail. They've hit a car what a surprise! Note the damned sarcasm.

"The Leaky Cauldron." Stan announced as I was dazed from that ride and Fawkes was annoyed as well as ruffled.

"Next stop, Knockturn Alley." The shrunken head said.

And then I heard someone came onto the bus. A man with a bold head and slightly hunched back came.

"Ms. Worthless... at last." Tom greeted as Stan looked shocked as I quickly got off. I didn't want any of the attention I don't like it because I've been in the dark all my life and I don't want attention now just because I'm Harry Potters sister! Ha!

"Take it away, Ern." Stan said as I looked around the alleyway.

"Yeah, take it away, Ernie!" The shrunken head said to the driver as they then sped off. Tom had Worthless's trunk as he then turns off the car alarm.