OK this popped into my head when my grandparents were joking about leaving me on a corner to walk home. We'll call my friend Zeke ( should be obvious who -Smol-Bean BiggerBetterShadows )
Me: hey ik I'm stupid for not calling 911 first but I was walking home and I just got bit by a snake. .-.
Zeke: u dumbass call ur parents
Me: can't this my aunts phone.
Zeke: u fucking dumb
Me: ik
Then it ended. I started laughing and ppl in the car w/ me looked at me like I was crazy.
