Nerd vs. Geek

Chapter 1

It contained 2 eggs, 2 cups of flour, 2 cups of brown and white sugar, 2 cups of grease, and 2 jugs of half and half.

I stirred it up and boy, it looked disgusting.

I wanted to barf just by looking at it, which I did, but I barfed into the bowl itself.

Then I moved on to my next prank.

I grabbed the nail polish, makeup, camera, and the tomato.

I opened the door to Jimmy's room.

I saw Jimmy in a deep sleep with his mouth open with drool coming out.

Girls rule, boys will always drool.

I went to work.

Good thing Jimmy is a heavy sleeper and sleeps with his mouth open.

I ran back into my room for another prank.

I poured some all of the yellow dye into his shampoo and conditioner. Then I placed them back in the bathroom where they belong.

Then I moved on to my last and final prank.

I grabbed his new toothpaste and poured it all out.

Then I inserted a mix of jelly, peanut butter, and black dye into it.

I placed that back into the bathroom as well.

Then I took the bowl and placed it over Jimmy's door so that when he opened it, it would fall right on him.

Pleased with my work I set my alarm and fell happily asleep.

~~~~~NEXT DAY~~~~~

I got up 30 minutes before Jimmy.

I took a photo of him asleep last night.

Getting prepared, I brought a pillow out and later my chest and arms on it. My chin rested on top my arms and got into a comfortable position ready to take a photo of when he walks out.

Finally I heard him scream.

I smiled to myself and saw him open up the door which left him completely soaked in the disgusting formula.

He angrily looked at me and I took his picture.

"Awwww who's the wittle princess now?" I asked in a baby voice. If at all possible he glared harder. "Is wittle Jimmy upset?" I asked using the same tone as before.

He huffed and stomped his way into the bathroom.

I continued smiling when he went into the shower. I rolled onto my back, so that my head rested on the pillow, and my feet were touching the door to the bathroom.

He finally got out got dressed.

He opened the door and I took another photo of him.

He frowned and turned back to continue getting ready for today.

The mirror was foggy so he couldn't see his bright yellow hair.

He then started to brush his teeth. I couldn't help but stifle a laugh.

Once he was done. He turned around and smiled at me showing off his lovely used-to-be white teeth.

I took another photo of him.

"Hadley! Jimmy! Come downstairs! Breakfast is ready!" Mom yelled from below.

We both ran downstairs.

Mom was facing away from us.

She then turned around and screamed at the sight of Jimmy.

"What? What's wrong?" Jimmy asked worridley.

When he opened his mouth and revealed his black sticky teeth, mum fainted.

I couldn't contain my laughter in any longer.

Jimmy looked at me questioningly.

"Look in the mirror." I choked out.

He walked over and saw his awful make over.

I watched his expression change from worried to normal to frightened then to anger.

"Run." He said.

He didn't need to say it twice.

I ran upstairs so fast that it would look like I was running for my life, which I was.

I ran into my room and locked the door.

I looked through the peep hole and I saw him run up the rest of the sairs and he came straight towards my room.

He tried the knob but it was locked.

"I will get you, Hadley" he said jokingly.

"You will never ever in a million years get me." I said then I stuck out my tongue, turned around and walked towards my bed.

I walked over to my bed, picking up my guitar along the way.

I named my guitar Beast for it was the same color as the mutant named Beast in the Wolverine series. Also because the name sounds awesome.

I strummed G to C to G then to D and continued playing those same chords over and over again.

I fell asleep while finishing the random tune with a G.

My last thought before I fell into a peaceful slumber, was...

What was Jimmy going to try to do to prank me and get his revenge?