On the 25th March I went on something us scouts call the bike hike ,more like the leg killer hike. We met at Coletown Hall to start what would end up being the worst idea ever so let's get to the story shall we? At 11:00am we set off on a black tar road through a canopy of really tall trees, that had green leaves the colour of lettuce, and brown trunks like chocolate, EW that's not very tasteful is it? Lettuce and chocolate?
We rode on for quit awhile until something actually interesting happened. I was riding along minding my own business, until I heard this crash then a scream. I was wondering what it was until I rounded a corner and saw a big scary creature more commonly known as Godzilla which notably is not a friendly sight.
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It came charging at me full pelt, I dropped my bike. Being me, I forgot that my bike is probably faster, and started running in the opposite direction singing, the theme song of Round The Twist as I round the corner. Which is stupid by the way? Your being chased by Godzilla and all you can think about are puns. Great job Voldy.
Anyway I was running as fast as a cheetah on Redbull, which by the way is really fast... I think you get the picture when I ran into two of my friends. They saw me running at them and they looked at me weirdly, but then they saw the not so friendly, completely scary Godzilla, and looked at me like "what have you got yourself into this time"? I ran up to them huffing and puffing. Puff the magic dragon, no stop Voldy ,stop singing and making puns. It's definitely bad for your health when there a Godzilla trying to eat you, doing what everyone would do if they saw Godzilla, they started screaming so I started screaming at the same time completely forgetting about our little Godzilla problem.
They started pointing behind me so I swivelled to see it was getting closer. Me obviously being me had to yell something stupid, which in this case just happened to be "Avengers assemble!", and even though it was stupid they got the message. We started looking for biggish sticks to attempt to use as weapons to defend ourselves. I picked up a stick that looked brown and sticky and it was a bit pointy too. We all got in our attacking positions and started to try and stop it from eating us. We fought long and hard until "Thump," I looked over and saw that one of my friends had stabbed it and we had won. Yes, I finally succeeded in my dreams. We killed Godzilla!
Just kidding, there was no Godzilla, one of the other scouts had fallen off their bike and broke their arm.
So in conclusion don't think when you hear a scream that it's Godzilla, but if you do encounter Godzilla you can totally beat it with bad puns, theme songs and sticks especially the brown sticky type.
