The Crazy Scientist

*building something and writing stuff*  I've done it, I've finally done it. 30 years of blood, sweat, and tears lead to the making of this machine that will physically allow me to change reality as we know it! To all the people who said I couldn't, goodbye, hope you all enjoy working fast food while I'm making millions off of reality itself! *laughs* Now watch as this block becomes a chair! *kicks block with chair behind it to signify it turning into a chair* See this machine really works, so what if I wasted 30 years of my life, I'm going to make so much money because I was the first to master reality itself! *looks offstage* What do you mean I'm not the first?! *looks back again* Steven Murray! That jerk, how the hell did he get a degree in science?! *looks again* How?! I thought he would never go to college! *again* He reformed his ways after graduating? Ok, let me think of a solution. *I look over at the chair* I know, I'll just delete him from reality! what do you mean I shouldn't do that, I'll be the one to get all the recognition of being able to change reality! *I laugh evilly as I point what ever I have in my hand out the “window”* Sayonara Steve! *I jump and fall backwards from shockwave* I did it, now I'll be the one, the only one! *I look over off stage* what do you mean I'm under arrest?!
Disturbing the peace and use of illegal technology? What do you mean illegal technology, I only have my reality changer. *I look over* wait its illegal, since when?! President Johnson made it illegal how many years ago? *I look over* At the beginning of his term, but I started at the beginning of President Trump's term, I secluded myself for years only for it to not matter, well here's the thing, I have this device so I can easily escape *I shoot the floor* now I bid you adieu. *I jump off the stage and run off while laughing* See ya later loosanators!

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