Re-reading my oldest story

Author's note

I wrote this book in 5th grade when I was 10, and I've always wanted to re-read it.

The bold text is present me.

  Thanks for clicking on this book, and sorry if this book is not good because this is my first book and it's probably horrible, one day I would probably look at this book and face palm,

That's happening right now. Also, it's facepalm, not face palm

 and I'd be surprised if somebody actually likes it, and if someone commented something nice I would probably... Explode.

That was the longest sentence ever

 But besides that, enjoy!  

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