I really hate that movie finding nemo just every time I see it I get so mad at nemo and I end up screaming at my tv "JESUS CHRIST NEMO WHY'D YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THE BUTT YOU COULD'VE SAVED YOUR DAD ALLL THAT TROUBLE BUT NUU YOU JUST HAD TO TOUCH THE BOOTY YOU FUCKING MOLESTER I HOPE YOU GET BUTT RAPED BY THAT FISH THAT LIKES BUBBLES"yes..I'm weird I know..THEN my mom has to pull me away from the tv before I throw some thing at it..Yes that has happen before
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this is a book of weird rants to make you laugh it's not supposed to make sense these are MY opinions sure you can not agree because these are again MY opinions just don't get all mad at me for some rant I'll do later on or something THAT would be annoying as fuck also not all my rants will be this short this was just an example sort of thing anyways
tootles bitches~Le Em's
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Randomjust really weird rants you don't have to agree with what I have to say it's MY opinions and no they won't be all serious and sad just really funny and odd basically a bunch of things I wonder about and yeahh read if you want :)
