This Is Why I Hate This Book: A Sporkening of Onision's Second Novella

preface

I decided to do something different for a change because I hate myself.

No, but in all honesty, I haven't had the time to create anything worthwhile, and I thought this would be a fun little project to do while I gather up the motivation to work on anything else. Stress relief, if you may.

"But Wira, can't you just order a Van-Go kit or do nonograms? Why don't you relieve your stress in conventional ways?" I like sporking crappy stories and this is free, so shut up.

I didn't actually think I'll be doing this at first, because the book costs like 300 grand and I'm not spending that much money on something an edgy weeaboo would publish on Wattpad. But I saw a PDF file floating around, and like the pirate I am I downloaded it, so here we are. Yar har.

I'm not actually the biggest fan of Onision. In fact, this project is also a way to vent because I had unfortunate run-ins with people who remind me of him. And not in a good way. Despite that, I'm not going to make any disparaging remarks towards him in this review.

(I'm also going to call him Allium from this point on.)

With that, let us begin!