3:27AM
emily: toes
emily: they just move n shit
chris: yeah?? and???
emily: lik I'm not e ven moving them I'm just think of moving them and they juzt do it
matt: I don't think that's correct em
emily: oh what do you know you turkey toed bitch
emily:turkey toes turkey toes all yall hoes wanna suck on my toes
ashley: n o
josh: em you are official uninvited to my sweet 16 beach birthday bash
hannah: josh?? you're in college????
josh: shhh
emily: you dumb perky nipple ass bitch
emily: if I wanna come to your sweet 16 beach ass bullshit I will
josh: is that a threat or a promise
emily: you'll find out if youll stop being a goddamn turkey baster
mike: what's with you and turkeys?
mike: do you have a turkey fetish
sam: go! to! sleep! I have class you jackasses
sam: and I do not appreciate my phone blowing up
chris: yeah you guys should sleep
josh: says the bitch cuddled up next to me watch that 70s show
chris: you just gonna call me out like that?
chris: that's uncalled for
josh: your face is uncalled for
chris: I walked in on that one didn't I
beth: yeah a little
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