Chuck Norris
Was bitten by a cobra
And after five
Days of
Excruciating
Pain . . . The
Cobra died
"When
Chuck Norris
Was born
The only
Person who
Cried was
The doctor
Never slap chuck Norris
"if you were somehow
Able to land
A punch on
Chuck Norris,
Your entire arm
Would shatter
On impact."
(This is just a theory because Who in their
Right mind would try this?)
