| | Robyn X Cian | |

Chapter One

robyn picks up the phone

"who is dis!?!??!?!?!"

cian sits with troll face mask and breaths into the phone

"dis is cian"

robyn is excited animu girl face

"yeyyyyyyyy"

robyn puts on her ski mask

"time to rob a bank cian"

cian looks excited and puts a ski mask on then another troll face mask on

"lets do dis"

robyn and cian pull up at a bank in a bright pink barbie toddler car

cian pulls out a bazoka

robyn pulls out a machine gun that has rainbow and pony and cupcake stickers on it

they walk into the bank dressed in a 2 person zebra costume wearing a troll mask holding a bazooka and machine gun

the cashier sees them and screams

"NANI EXCUSE ME BITCH NOT IN MY HOUSE" 

and waves his hand at them in a boi motion with the sounds of bad anime crack videos blaring on the speakers

cian and robyn walk to the counter

"give us dah muns"

the casier jumps on the counter and does a birdy squaking motion and screes

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEE MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRR"

he starts to fly and fly spins into the air where a bag of money appears in his hands. he throws it on the ground at robyn and cian

cian picks up the money and pulls the zebra head mask off his head and stares at robyn

"meep"

he picks up his bazooka and walks put the bank and shots the bank as a epic action movie walk away to a blow up in a two person zebra costume happens

robyn stares at cian.

"meep morp"

THE END