Act 1 Scene 1

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A desert place

[Thunder and lightning. Enter three teenage chavs]

First Chav:

When shall us three meet again
In Tesco,  Asda or wiv Dwayne?

Second Chav:

When the weed's done,
When the GCSE's lost and won.

Third Chav:

That'll take ages bruv, wot about 'til we have a son?

First Chav:

Where bouts?

Second Chav:

Up at Skate Park.

Third Chav:

There to meet wiv MacChav

First Chav:

I come,  reduced aisle!

Second Chav:

Duty calls.

Third Chav:

Innit!

ALL:

Fair is foul,  and foul is fair:
Float in the high, and our spliff's share.

[Exeunt]

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