A desert place
[Thunder and lightning. Enter three teenage chavs]
First Chav:
When shall us three meet again
In Tesco, Asda or wiv Dwayne?
Second Chav:
When the weed's done,
When the GCSE's lost and won.
Third Chav:
That'll take ages bruv, wot about 'til we have a son?
First Chav:
Where bouts?
Second Chav:
Up at Skate Park.
Third Chav:
There to meet wiv MacChav
First Chav:
I come, reduced aisle!
Second Chav:
Duty calls.
Third Chav:
Innit!
ALL:
Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Float in the high, and our spliff's share.
[Exeunt]
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MacChav | (A Macbeth Parody)
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