Madison: I love all my fellow witches!
Madison: Zoe, Misty, Nan...
Madison: *looks at smudged writing on
hand* ...and Queenie!
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Misty: [to Queenie] What you're doing is illegal.
Queenie: I'm not taking advice from you. You pronounce the "g" in "lasagna".
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Zoe: Alright, so you and I are married.
Madison: We are not married.
Zoe: Relax, it's just pretend.
Madison: I don't wanna pretend.
Zoe: Scared you'll like it?
Madison: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
Myrtle: Are you two like this all the time?
Cordelia: Yes, they are.
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Thredson: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lana: Why?
Thredson: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock.
Lana: Who's there?
Thredson: The chicken.
Lana:
Thredson:
Lana:
Thredson:
Lana: I won't punch you in the face on one condition.
Thredson: ... yes?
Lana: Go tell that joke to Sister Jude.
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Jimmy: When you said you'd do "magic in bed", this wasn't exactly what I was expecting.
Maggie: [holds up 8 of hearts] is this your card?
Jimmy: [softly] holy shit.
