Red Strings // JaeNoRen

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Jeno and Jaemin froze as Taeyong held up his mighty (still burned) wooden spoon.

"...oh no no no no no-- I-I like Nana! S-see hyung? Besties!" Jeno flinched and shakily linked arms with Jaemin.

"Nana? That's a new one," Jaemin shrugged and pretended Jeno wasn't clinging to his side.

"Jaemin-ah~ food~ please give me some food~" Jeno pouted and shook his arm.

"Yah, knock it off," Jaemin tried to pry his arm out of Jeno's grip.

"Jaemin-ah~! FOOD~~~ LETS EAT FOOD~~" Jeno whinned louder and begged Jaemin in a needy voice. 

Hm, what's this?
JAEMIN IS TOP?!?!?
But wait....
Whutttttt....
Okay okay.
So let's assume they're switching...
But isn't Nana more of a bottom?
Oh wow, Nana is a cute nickname. Maybe we should call him that.
Anyways...

Is he top or bottom?!?!?

Renjun picked at his food and scrunched his brows trying to decipher the debate of the century.

Is Jaemin top or bottom?

" *gasp* CHILDREN! IT'S TIME TO HAJIMARK!" Doyoung tried to make Markhyuck stop kissing.

"Jisung, put Chenle down!" Taeyong ordered as Jisung was basically picking Chenle up like a rag doll and dangerously tossled him around.

"Jeno! Jaemin! Stop! You're eating all the food!" Jungwoo pouted.

"S ' OKAY MAN!" Lucas comforted his boyfriend.

"Who am I? Where am I?" Kun suddenly bursted out to Hansol.

"What? I was thinking the same!" Hansol laughed.

"Hey, does anyone hear bed creaks?" Sicheng innocently asked.

"Johnny and Ten might be blasting 'Baby Don't Like it'... right?" Taeil laughed neverously.

"Wanna go blast it in our room?" Yuta wiggled an eyebrow at Sicheng.

Taeyong held up the wooden spoon again, "BOI--- IF YOU DON'T STOP---"

"--baby don't stop! Don't stop~ OMG THAT SONG IS MY JAM!" Jisung broke out bopping and singing in his pubescent voice.

Doyoung face palmed.

"Taeyong-hyung, what did I say about exposing things to the children..?"

"It wasn't me!" Taeyong opposed.

"Babe, why don't you show us your music playlist...?" Jaehyun grinned.

He grabbed Taeyong's phone.

"WAIT---"

Jaehyun pressed play.

*WHIP-WHIPLASH SHAWTY GIVE ME WHIP-WHIPLASH---*

"Fine, you caught me," Taeyong whinned.

"Huh? Where did Kun-hyung and Hansol-hyung go?" Jungwoo looked left and right.

"Yeah, and Yuta and Sicheng...?" Taeil looked around following the UwU's suit.

"Maybe they're just grabbing the laundry," Mark shrugged.

"Yeah, I washed your uniforms yesterday," Taeyong said.

"Uniforms.... HOLY HAN JISUNG! WE'RE LATE!" Mark shouted.

"Shit... RUN FOR IT!" Haechan dashed in multiple directions like the rest of the panicked crew.