Random Book

Oh we're back fam

So y'know how I like.... had an Art Book and shoved all my tags into that?

Yeah fuck that, welcome back to THE BOOK OF RANDOM SHIT BY YOURS TRULY, FOKKUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Yza: Are we sure he doesn't have brain damage?

Ayaza: Why are we here?

WELCOME TO HELL KIDDOS! YOU'RE JOINING ME IN TAG HELL!

Yza: ...fuck.

Ayaza: *sips water*

Yza: SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF HERE I DON'T DESERVE THIS

Ayaza: ...

HAHAHA SUFFER WITH ME FOOLS! SUFFER!

Yza: WHO TAGGED US?! WHO FUCKING TAGGED US?!

I DID BITCH

Ayaza: Fox was tagged by Shinsei_Hono and Little_Cute_Cookie ...

WE LET THE SHITSTORM BEGIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough cough*

Yza: ;-;

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1) Do you like someone?

Oh fuck yeah! There's this extremely beautiful girl I know. She's... really really perfect. We're really close - we've been through a lot, and she's just been a great addition to my life. She's got an amazing personality, and is super charming~ Being the loser I am, I get lonely when I don't talk to her. It's like... without her, I feel somewhat empty. A little hollow. I'd do... anything to be with her.

Yza: But you guys are married...

Oh yeah...

Yza: inb4 divorce

Hey, hey, me and Macha *might've* divorced once, but this time for sure we'll never break up! Our love is that strong!

Ayaza: A girl I like huh... I really like Aya (owned by Tsukinawa_Yukino ). She's like... so charming... so pretty... I can't explain in words how I feel...

Yza: I obviously like Rukia. (Owned by Mishiga_Shire ) Why? Well, I could... but would you *really* like to see a list of 100 reasons why I love Rukia?

Ayaza: Knowing you, 75% of the reasons is because she has breasts.

Yza: Nah, I saved that for reason 68

Ayaza: Then what's 69?

Yza: She gives good succ-

2) Do they like you?

....I hope they do. Because I really do.

Yza: YOU'RE MARRIED TO FRIGGIN CARDBOARD! YOU DO NOT JUST GO "I HOPE THEY DO!"

WELL, YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL! SUCK MY BALLS!

Ayaza: ...I actually haven't asked, since uhh... she has a bit of a protective older brother.

Yza: Fam, I'm 100% sure Rukia likes me back. Don't quote me on this.

Ayaza: "Fam, I'm 100% sure Rukia likes me back."

Yza: Hey, can we kick Ayaza? He's being mean!

Ayaza: Lowkey, I think Fox's girlfriend is his right hand.

Yza: Actually, that's my girlfriend

Ayaza: ...wait a minute...

Yza: Oh hang on...