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Amusement Park Rules

Welcome to the Most popular park in Leesburg, Incredizone. While inside of the park be sure all members in your group follow the park rules. These rules will ensure your safety and make your day as incredible as possible.

1. When entering the ball pit make sure to wear the tether that the park member gives you at all times, just give a couple tugs when you are done. Depending on how long you were in, it may take up to an hour to reel you out so please be patient.

2. The house of mirrors is full of spooky pictures that may appear to be real. If you come across one that seems too real for comfort, just call over a cast member and they will safely escort you out. It is important to listen to them very carefully and do exactly what they say.

3. Our snack carts are always stocked with the best drinks but do not order the medium Coke Zero. If you get one by accident go the the medical building immediately and let them dispose of it safely.

4. If you come across the set of stairs in the haunted mansion ignore all signs that say to enter because as you might have noticed, the building doesn't have a second floor. Just proceed past them and enjoy the scares out there made by us.

5. All park workers wear the official incredizone park pin on their shirt. Anyone with the park pin on their forehead should be ignored no matter what they say, it's not true, none of it.

6. All missing items, kids and other valuables will most likely be in the lost and found building. If you lost anything in the coldzone section of the park though, we are sorry to say that you are not allowed to look for it and that that item/loved one is going to be missing indefinitely.

7. The safari ride should not be ridden between the hours of 3:00am and 4:57am. If you get on the ride during these hours, close your eyes and cover your ears until you feel the vehicle stop and then get off and leave.

8. The fountain in the castle garden should never be touched, this has nothing to do with the water getting dirty. It is for YOUR safety.

Following all of these rules will ensure a fun and safe visit. Failure to follow one of these rules will result in death in most cases. We are sorry for any losses and hope you have a great day!