WTF IS GOING ONNNNNN

16 1 2
                                        


so this story begins with um eh you see kermits just walked in shreks S W A M P when kermit walked into the s W A M P he knew he fucked up shrek head came flying around the corner and.................................................................................. what are you doing in my SWAMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP soon enough shrekts body came flying around the corner as well and he told kermit to bend over *kermits  M I N D* i wanna KERMITsuiside. so shrek took off his AMAZING fucking rags and put his big juicy green crayon inside of kermits little tight puppet hole kermit seems to enjoy this shit but its whatever at this point right *pink guy moan* oh yes daddy-o put that EXTRA THICC crayon in as it forced it in more bits of crayon began to shed OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *an explotion of mtn dew came out deh end 




















































you took the time to read down here huh will u see i had  to make this for my own reason so yeah fuk u and kill your self *sir pelo screaming sounds*

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Aug 19, 2018 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

Kermit x ShrekWhere stories live. Discover now