alex's pov ive had a long day. i decide to go to the local bar to drink my worries away. i leave my car door with a subtle thud, and head my way to the front entrance. of course i get asked for my ID, as its the usual around here and a business practice. i casually take out my wallet, take my ID out, and give it to them no problem.
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the man examines my id, and motions me inside. i take a seat in my usual spot and ask for a martini. the bartender begins to stare at me. i jump onto the counter and start screeching. "give me mah fookin martini.."
the woman looks at me in terror and frantically makes the drink. i calm down and have a seat. out of the corner of my eye i can see a beautiful woman. she has blue hair, a very edgy seeming outfit, and a banana in her hand. i slowly walk up to her, and pounce onto her lap. she stares at me in confusion.
"whomst art thou..." she says. i tell her "i am monky.. hello." "understandable. have a nice day." with that, she disappears. i leave the bar to hit up the grocery store. once there, i pull out my mony ready to purchase some delectable banan...
i toss some into my shopping basket and pay. all of a sudden, another monky grab my toe and drag me away. i don't know what's going on. i think i may be die. i will not go down this way. i look him dead in the eyes, and then
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he is gone. only monky is superior. nobody fuck with monky..
the end.
______________________________________ this is just a cover up for the real story..
