I was just chilling in cedar rapids when he pulled up in his white jays his bleach blonde hair and his cheeto orange skin. DAMN i was so wet i thought i just peed my pants. We both got drunk that night and damn that weenie he shoved it in me like a frickin spoon in ice cream. I squealed like hillary clinton when she thought she won the election. Kally and Maddy were jealous they couldnt bear the thought of ME a small town girl with our steamy president. I suggested i introduce them to his sons Kally would get DT jr. and Maddy would have Barron. We decided to go to strip club we met one of the strippers whos name was Paige. Maddy said "I thought this was a male strip club" "me too" said kally "i looked it up on google". Thats how Donald Trump and Barron jr came into the world.
