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𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙸𝙴𝚆𝙴𝚁 : ﹠ * ╱ ╱ welcome back to keeping up with the BARROWS: live show! i'm your host for tonight, & here with me is a rather dashing male who certainly has a knack for stealing america's heart, please welcome MR. BRUCE JENSEN BARROWS!
audience applauds loudly.
𝙱𝚁𝚄𝙲𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚆𝚂 : * he waves and smiles * hello, usa !
𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙸𝙴𝚆𝙴𝚁 : ﹠ * ╱ ╱ * he laughs ; audience applause falters * how are you doing tonight, bruce?
𝙱𝚁𝚄𝙲𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚆𝚂 : very great, actually ! feels weird being live, you can't edit out anything you say.
he laughs, so did the audience and the interviewer.
𝙱𝚁𝚄𝙲𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚆𝚂 : please, i'm the human embodiment of embarrassment, * he chuckles * ask my brother and sister.
slight laughter from the audience
𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙸𝙴𝚆𝙴𝚁 : ﹠ * ╱ ╱ speaking of your sister, how has she been holding up?
𝙱𝚁𝚄𝙲𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚆𝚂 : she's doing amazing, yeah! she's amazing. she knows how to fight her battles and clearly doesn't need men to solve her problems.
𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙸𝙴𝚆𝙴𝚁 : ﹠ * ╱ ╱ yet you and your brother live with her to help her out with her kids?
𝙱𝚁𝚄𝙲𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚆𝚂 : that doesn't mean she's not human. i mean, she still needs a break, you know, and i think being a brother to her is the best thing because i get to keep an eye on her and makes sure she rests, * he nods * she definitely needs a lot of those considering she has five kids.
𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚅𝙸𝙴𝚆𝙴𝚁 : ﹠ * ╱ ╱ FIVE KIDS ? that's insane!
𝙱𝚁𝚄𝙲𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚆𝚂 : at first it was! but, now that they've kind of grown, it became a little bit easier. they're still assholes though, i mean, sometimes they make you wanna slam yourself against the wall. but in the end, you know, you can't help but love them like they're your own.
