In the beginning Phil Swift created the universe. He aligned the planets and placed the stars in the blink of an eye. Phil then created Earth, a planet that can sustain both plant and wild life on its own. Phil then created the dinosaurs and placed them on the earth to amuse him. One day Phil had grown bored of the beasts roaming the earth so he sent an asteroid straight into he planet, killing all the dinosaurs on impact. From there Earth stood still; lifeless as if nothing had ever been there in the first place. Phil decided to create man in his image. He took the form of man as he walked the Earth. He reached down and grabbed some sand. Phil produced a sticky adhesive to shape the sand into the form of a body. Phil breathed life into the body and it became man. Phil then made the form of a woman and boy was she thicc. The man and woman mated and produced offspring and these offspring would produce the first civilization. Over time the civilization evolved into an empire that worshiped Phil. Phil sat on a throne of gold. Some of the townsfolk were fed up with Phil. He did no work and sat in his throne all day while they had to serve him. So they formed a plan.
